"I know you're headstrong sometimes, but I know that deep down in your heart, you love me. This time, it's the infamous "No Such Luck". Need i remind you looneys that its against the law to not shelter one of your own and what am i supposed to do now that all my belongings are gone!? Hearing that caused everyone to become shocked, but they didn't know what to say. ], Baseball Announcer:[clinging to Pep]"SQUIRRELS WIN! "And mom should know better," Lori shouted back, glaring at her mother specifically, "Then to take us to that woman!" "What we're saying is is that you two are going to be confided to this building for the next 2 calendar cycles, only to leave for employment reasons or to get us sustenance from the one of our beloved stores." Felix got up to see the siblings storming downstairs, ready to give their parents a piece of their mind without a care for who or what gets broken in the process. Just because of superstitions?! Post a journal. Lincoln: Lucy! The school bell rings at Royal Woods Middle School. (The family screams in horror. I'll never be able to play games the best way again! So about the Duke, Had he ever felt like he was just a glorified peasant in his time around is ten sisters? I hate the fact that you all act like spoiled brats! He even throws many of his family's items out the windows, such as Luna's guitar, Luan's comedy props, Lisa's science set, Lori's phone, Leni's sewing machine and dresses, Rita's typing machine, Lynn Sr's cowbell, Lana's animal shelters, Lola's cosmetics and tiaras, Lucy's poetry book and coffin, the TV and most of Lynn's sports equipment. They suddenly feel saddened, guilty, broken and worried. She hoped the kids would say something, but all they got were grunts of disbelief. This feels like a bad episode from a show thats running out of ideas. And he did not look happy. He even then flips over and smashes the trophy case. You all are really, really bad luck! Lincoln: "Coming!" Lincoln: yeah. Leni: Like, I don't like it here anymore either! And with that the parents ran into the room and closed the door. turns her attention to Lincoln) "Get out! How can I help you?" Whenever you fell like you need a break, you're free to take a rain check. I hate softball! Lucy: Gasp! ], Family: "CONGRATULATIONS! The Loud House No Such Luck Altern. But that's only because we don't have a room anymore." Lincoln blushed and hugged Ronnie Anne. Lincoln: You know what!? luckily, it was unlocked, he opened it and went inside.) Lynn: Stop being such a baby and just put that suit back on! ENOUGH!!! Lisa: *Gasp* It's official! (Luna gasps) You all dont quite grasp the concept! Ive often helped feed your pets and come to your stunt moves. "Her pudding is at least a hundred years old and will cause us all to go to the hospital for stomach pumping," Lisa added. (to the viewers) "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have some fun with my family." Everyone turned to the doorway and saw the Loud kids standing there, red with rage and ready to destroy. "WELL, NOW THAT I KNOW HOW YOU KIDS FEEL ABOUT ME! Learn more. But this particular day, one of those children has been left out due to some "bad luck". Luan brought it. She opens it, revealing all of the siblings' love interests.] Lori finished with. Can you check on the computer and see who's staying in this room." Hearing the guy mention 'the blonde girl in a green dress,' made them get even more nervous as they knew the girl he was referring to was their sister, Leni. "Wait," Lori interrupted with, "How could our parents get us kicked out just for taking a late night dip?" (Lincoln, without hesitation, hugs her, with the rest of the sisters joining in for another group hug. After that, for the remainder of the car ride, nothing was heard but the sounds of Rita's crying and her tears dropping from her face. [In stepped David, Winston, Skippy, Silas, Paige, Francisco, Benny, Sam, Chaz, and Bobby. Lincoln: (off-screen) Where are you going Luce? ", Lincoln: "Because your my sister." With how much of a hatedom Lynn Jr got after this episode, I had to have her own up to her mistakes. Ugh!" Lincoln: No, im your good luck charm! "I'm not sure," Felix responded with, "I've got two groups of people saying they have one of our hotel rooms at the same time. I didn't think you guys would believe I was bad luck, even going as far as to lock me out. Not. Fool Me Twice extended ending10. "Kids," Lynn Sr. got up from his seat, not realizing how angry the kids were, "What are you doing here? Perhaps i was wrong to fall for such a deception, even for my age group. Honey, we're back. Lana: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE OUR BROTHER ANYMORE AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!!!! Lori was trying to figure out a way back into the hotel room. Reacting to The Loud House is an ongoing series of The Loud House and The Casagrandes fics written by J Tom (or JTom09) in which many characters from both shows watch episodes of said shows. Making the Grade / Vantastic Voyage. "We don't have a hotel room anymore," Lincoln said, in a very angry tone that the parents weren't used to seeing. Lynn Sr.: He wrecked our trophy case to!? Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Lincoln Loud, the middle child of the family, was brought to his older sister's baseball league from his own will. The siblings and parents saw Leni standing there, mom and dad were curious why Leni wasn't with them in the room but before they could say anything, Lisa answered her, "Yes my second oldest sibling. And then, as quickly as it appeared, the noises disappeared. Luna: We dont go to everybodys events all the time bro! Opening the door slightly, Luna stuck her head out and saw a man, somewhere in his early 30's with Caucasian skin and short brown hair, wearing a security uniform. I hate boring science lectures! "We just wanna tell you how much we HATE YOU, YOU GROSS UGLY THING!" Most of the fanfictions involve Lynn being more unlikeable, they contain Luna and Leni feeling sympathy over Lincoln because the fanbase is mostly biased between the relationships between Lincoln and Luna and Leni and the fanfictions don't even fix the episodes . Maybe I should just stop playing softball for a while. ", Lincoln: "No. Lincoln: Well my family doesnt think im bad luck anymore, in fact now they think im good luck. Lincoln: "Thanks, Ms. Mulligan. I hate this stupid beach! You're all just pure wastes of life! I'll definitely come to your next game, Lynn. Especially Lynn. Lincoln: (tearful) No! (Tugs at it), (They tug and pull while the rest of the family backs away nervously). "What's wrong with Aunt Ruth?" They kick and punch and claw at each other for several minutes until Lincoln picks Lynn up.). Rita: Honey, please. I hate concerts! Lincoln grabs 11 squirrel mascots and put them on his parents and sisters, minus Lily.]. They got to Vanzilla and saw their children sitting the car, very mad and upset. Hmm. Lincoln: Which is why Im making you all wear squirrel suits for the rest of your lives, [They all gulp. Why did you kick me out of the house? ", Luna: "No, you were right. ", Lincoln: (to Leni) "Leni, all those times I went to the Mall with you to pick out clothes, anything bad happen those times? Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. She whistles for Fangs. (They keep searching the house. Then, he opened it up. "YOU KIDS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE AND TO BE HONEST, I WAS GLAD WHEN YOUR PARENTS DECIDED TO TAKE YOU TO THAT HOTEL BECAUSE I COULDN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF BEING STUCK WITH YOU MONSTERS FOR TWO DAYS!" Angus: Oh do tell. (heads to Vanzilla and gets inside, they drive of to the movies). You're like some mindless mob and I hate that! How can I help you?" *, Lincoln: It's not fair. (yet another author interruption: the three obnoxious guys' characters are based on some of the staff that are/were working on the show at the time this episode first premiered, which is what the show did when they made this episode canon, I kept their first names but gave them new last names. Dont threaten your little sister! It's my first ever one shot I've done. (tears up.). ", Lynn: 'Oh my gosh, you're right. Takes place in the middle of the events of the infamous episode No Such Luck. "So just so you can remember clearly," Lincoln started with, before he and his sisters got red in the face, "WE HATE YOU!" (Inhales, then exhales) "I. NOTE: I apologise to those who hate NSL fics, but ive really wanted to get this off my chest. She playfully rolled her eyes. "Which room number is it?" Why do these three buffoons have the room. (They enter the house, but Lincoln is nowhere to be seen.). Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. I cant believe you all locked me outside and sold all my things! ", Lucy: "After all, it's not like we always go to each others events 100% of the time, so why should you? Lynn: (clenches her fists) Say That Again.. Lincoln: No. Luna: That was rockin'. Whats next? Lori yelled. My own family, locking me out. YOU ARE NOT BAD LUCK!!! You never let me have a say in the matter! This triggered events that none of the Loud House family could have seen. (breaks from the hugs) *sighs* "I'm sorry for lying. Lincoln: (crying berserker tears) NO!!! Lynn Sr.: KIDS, please! Leni asked, an eyebrow raised, confused. I hate that you put your own lame pride and wants above everything else! And she knew it wasn't about any massive gathering of one group for some kind of event because she would've been notified way ahead of time. Just a heads up, there are moments of severe anger and shouting, so if you don't like either of these then I'd recommend reading something else. *Lincoln approaches the front yard with a megaphone. "Yeah, we literally got kicked out of the room," Lori started with, also angry, "BECAUSE OF YOU!!!" ), Lincoln: (to the viewers) " I can't believe they actually locked me out the house, which is also my home. I was being a sore loser! Lincoln, you are now free to come back into the house.". She also knew it wasn't about Jeffrey, the manager, because any reviews he gave to staff were done over a month ago. Rita: Lincoln?! Lynn Sr.: But son..if you wanted time off, all you had to do was just say so! Luna: [Blushes] Really? Lincoln: If they're so nuts, I can't be near my family. I hate that you all are as dumb as a big fat rock! I WISH YOU'D NEVER EXISTED!!!!! I dont want to support you psychos! "AND ONCE AGAIN, I HATE YOU TOO! And Lori and Lisa. Well just grin and bear it. I only told Leni, Luan, Lana, Lola and Lily. ", Lynn: Oh Lincoln. "Listen to what?" Not you or Lucy. tears began to fall out their eyes. Didn't you say you would never kick us out? I demand an explanation! Lynn: HUH!?!?! Patching Things Up / Cheater by the Dozen. [The softball playoffs. Do I mean nothing to you? (Lincoln picks up the remains of the squirrel suit, blows a spiteful raspberry to the family and runs off in fury and sorrow. It's no fun without Lincoln! SQUIRRELS WIN!" Post-Story Notice: Anyway. Lucy: "He's actually doing pretty good." Lynn: [nerviously] "Yeah, decent enough. Lynn Sr.: Look, son, families will have bad days every now and than. The last one he is shown reading has the Ninja Steel Rangers from Power Rangers Ninja Steel on the cover. ", [Later, they arrive back in their house.]. She's smarter than she looks and there's evidence canon in the show to prove it.). "AND WE ESPECIALLY HATE HAVING TO LOOK AT THOSE BUNION INFESTED FEET OF YOURS! Also, just to note, not all of my stories are going to be this gritty or serious or emotional. NOBODY!!! Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Lincoln is scared, expecting her to beat him up, but instead she wraps her arms around his neck and begins to cry), Lynn: (with a broken voice) "I'm so sorry Lincoln! SQUIRRELS WIN! Needless to say, they were not pleased. Project Loud House; Ties That Bind; It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House; Toads and Tiaras; . My last one just got messed up and i wish to make one properly. The sound of typing on a computer was heard for a few minutes. Lucy said, as the siblings once again glared at their parents with anger. WE DESERVE TO BE HURT!!!! "You guys are literally going up the room right now and getting our stuff now!" Ruth shouted back, insulted. Lynn Sr.: (tears up) I can't believe he said we're not a real family. Lana: You know, on second thought, I don't want to be at the beach. (cries). We didn't just barge into the room. Lincoln: (points to the window) "The window. ", Lori: (smiles forgivingly) "It's alright, Lincoln. "I can't even find anything funny to say because I'm that mad with both of you," Luan said, her parents becoming uncomfortable with the glare on the young comedian's face. The Louds. (charges towards Lynn in a rage) AND I HATE YOU!!!! ", Lori: "Oh Lincoln, if you don't feel like attending our events all the time, we're not forcing you to go. Can you please just come down here? "Yeah, I guess that's fair," Luna said, "we made a promise with you and we couldn't keep it." Lynn: Well, its because of that costume that i won my last game! ", Lincoln: "Well Luna, we all make mistakes. What seems to be the problem?" Lori turned to face him, lowered the window and said, "What?" Lynn Sr.: OUR ONLY SON DESPISES US, WE WERE COMPLETE IDIOTS, WE RUINED HIM AND WE DESERVE IT!!!! Nobody wanted to answer, but they knew things would get uglier if they didn't, so, Luna made the decision to walk slowly to the door and open it just enough to see who's out there but not to let them in. Bad luck never happened before when he was there..but he said all we do is just mess things up..we really are the worst family ever Rita: We're sorry kids. "But, as usual," Lincoln added, walking towards his parents, "We didn't and as a result you got angry and grounded us." Lincoln: Girls! (The other sisters come over onto the main couch. Lincoln: I hate this! You're nothing, but an embarrassment to sports. She pointed to the back row of seats. And he did not look happy. We feel so ashamed!" Rita: (with a broken voice) "We're so sorry Lincoln! [Later, Lincolns room is unlocked and his furnature was back. Rita Her Rights alt ending11. Experimental One Shot. Hope you enjoy. And we asked, or rather demanded, they leave, that is when things got really ugly." What kind of parents would do that? SEE YOU NEVER!" "Lincoln," Rita said, about to get up from the couch to comfort him. ", Lincoln: "Well what are we standing here for? Both Lynn Sr. and Rita responded in a slow, nervous stutter, "Yes." (Previously on The Loud House. Lincoln: I've had enough of this stupid costume! Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. "Is that so?" "Aha!," she said, in triumph over what she found, "It appears that you were kicked out and supposed to leave the hotel at 9 am sharp." nosuchluck loudhouse Well here is an alternate ending to No Such Luck that ends on a happy note. Making Lincoln think we don't care about him? After he said that, he finally saw his kids' faces and immediately started backing away, but the kids stomped forward, towards him and Rita and they completely surrounded them. House of Lies alt ending14. If you dont want to wear the squirrel costume, dont wear it. IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!! Computer typing was heard yet again and, after a few moments. ", Rita: "And tomorrow, we're going to the beach." Lynn: Stop being such a baby and just put that suit back on! See if I care! (He picks up the squirrel suit, jumps up and down on the head and starts ripping the chest)", Lynn: HEY! *Sniff* No more clothes making for at least a week. As the last of the guests ran away, Leni, the blonde girl that one of the guys mentioned earlier, came around the corner and saw her family in the spa.