Animals. By Caroline Bologna Mar 3, 2023, 10:36 AM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Even if their kids are moving toward greater independence, moms and dads can still help them to become better human beings. My 4 year old asked what happens when you drive over a stick of butter. pic.twitter.com/hAwhBMJaLI. I grew up hearing that all the time after some boy had purposely abused me in some way. Her, "I have a pretend phone I can do whatever I want." My 9yo son as I dropped him off at school, "time to make some money!" Did the kid survived this comeback??????? Luckily, experienced moms and dads are tweeting how they handle their everyday struggles to let the beginners know what it's like raising kids. Now obviously, parenting is a tough job, but at least they can find a little comfort in laughter. Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday, 5: Whats for dinner? It took my toddler so long to pick a spoon for dinner, she forgot what she was doing, I forgot what I was doing, and we just stood there staring at each other until she left. My 8yo daughter is on a Yosemite Sam kick. Error occurred when generating embed. 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But yeah man cobblestone streets are pretty cool too. In our house the proper way was called 'the banana way'. Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app. Please use high-res photos without watermarks. By ;) Parenting and BP seems to be a love-hate relationship. You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware. Enjoy, especially if you dont have kids of your own! Rokas Laurinaviius and. Daisy (@Daisyldoo) April 25, 2021 Kids say the strangest things (that make funny parent tweets) My 8yo daughter is on a Yosemite Sam kick. My 6 yo just walked in my closet and said shes going to dress like an old lady then came out wearing clothes I wear currentlylike pretty much every day. Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. Spent ten minutes scrubbing the wall thinking my kids left a huge stain on it and then realized it was my own shadow. Afterwards the 11yo says, "Thanks for the life lesson, but I'll never drive a gas car," 13yo says, "This is like the time you showed us how a pay phone works." Adults work on their relationshipswith other adults, including friendships, marriage,and dating, and the same should apply for their relationship with their kids. ", While presents might feel important now, Dr. Walsh argues that the greatest gift we can give our children is to create a rich set of positive emotional memories. 5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?me: no, there's no oxygen5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?me: then yes5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?me: then no5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?me: is someone paying you to do this? I want my 13 year old to understand how important honesty is but also know that she is 12 when kids eat free. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. By Caroline Bologna Jul 31, 2020, 11:27 AM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. We recommend our users to update the browser. No notes. Whether your child is two or 12, theres a funny relatable tweet out there to make you realize youre not alone. Don't ever get cats because they do the same thing! Why can't we comment on overly downvoted people???????? Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. We were eating dinner and it was really quiet because we were enjoying our food. Be there mentally as well as physically. And they can still laugh about the process! My kids soccer roster looks less like a group of 8 year olds and more like a band of dwarves in Lord of the Rings. 5yo: when I grow up Im gonna pick such a good grandma for my kids Me: itll be me 5yo: eh, probably not. XD. As a follow-up to our earlier list, we at Bored Panda compiled a new collection of tweets about raising teenagers. I told my daughter to grab her mask so we can go to the store. So here are the 30 funniest parenting tweets of 2020, that deserve a round of applause! When life throws you lemons hug it, care for it and take it sightseeing ^_^. We will not publish or share your email address in any way. 3) "My kid told me one of his teachers was born in 2000 and why would he say something so hurtful." I think this is worth getting downvoted, because this really bothered me. Did I know that Id be arguing with a 4yo that we dont lick peoples feet? You knew what you were getting into when you had childrenDid I? these are adorable and make me sort of glad I didn't get to have kids at the same time. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. Being a parent apparently means buying stuff in bulk. Your refrigerator is now a graveyard of your kids half-finished drinks." Ooops! to photography. 50 Tweets From Parents In 2020 That Had No Right Being This Funny. RELATED: Why French Children Are So Well-Behaved, Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?, colonel rob fee (@robfee) March 3, 2015, My kids just ate a second breakfast, so I guess Im raising hobbits, Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) February 22, 2021, When your kid hates celery and finds out its in their favourite tomato ketchup youve just gotta hold their hand and ride that rollercoaster with them, My 2-year-old stood still and cooperated when I brushed her hair, I chased her through the house like Jason in a slasher flick, James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 13, 2017, Parenthood: Hang on a day or so there. Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. ". Well, they give audible and visual clues when they need to be watered or fed, so that makes it much easier. Because as they say, laughter is the best medicine. We have to be consistent and have respect both ways. NEXT: Mom Memes Mothers Will Find Hilarious. We respect your privacy. The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) March 9, 2017. Tweet Roundup 12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 12/25/20 By Yael Meshulam Dec 24, 2020 Credit: Getty/Carsten Schanter, Twitter/Tired_Dad_of_2 Twitter/ Tis the season to drink hot chocolate, curl up next to a nice warm fire, and do whatever it is you need to do to recharge. There you go the best tweets from parents we could find this week. He sounds perfect to me! Absolutely! So grab a cup of coffee and start scrolling below to take your laughter doze. This is DEFINITELY something I have thought and said when I was a kid. One of the best parts of social media is camaraderie with others, especially when it comes to parenting. Remember, you are not expected to share this period online unless you want to, so don't feel a duty or pressure to photograph and share your experiences on social media," she said. I got some odd looks, Thank you for that big of advice my dear, imma packet that one for when Im pregnant. You know, for the kids. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more! My 5-year-old was pretending to do her Wordle with me. 2. In his book, The Ten Basic Principles of Good Parenting, Laurence Steinberg, PhD, provides a few guidelines based on 75 years of studies. Church is boooring! When I asked why, he saidBc Melinda likes to mix her applesauce w/ ketchup and eat itIts gross, and Im done dealin with thatShe can just be nasty by herself.Fair enough. Unfortunately my retirement will end about 7am tomorrow. So with no further ado, here are the 50 funniest parenting tweets of 2020: 25 AM - 04 May 2019. Tweet Roundup 12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 12/25/20 By Yael Meshulam Dec 24, 2020 Credit: Getty/Carsten Schanter, Twitter/Tired_Dad_of_2 Twitter/ Tis the season to drink hot chocolate, curl up next to a nice warm fire, and do whatever it is you need to do to recharge. #ParentingHack Told my son you need a licence to use plugs. 3 mins ago. Let's keep in touch and we'll send more your way. last night 8 and 9 rated my dinner a 9. i felt great until i realized the scale they were using was 1 through 2,000. that's a bullshit range. Or at least amuse them while they're drowning in diapers. Ok": Employee Leaves Work During An Emergency Because Manager Wouldn't Approve His Overtime, Storage Company Charges Client For Something That Never Existed, So She Pretends Like It Does And Now They Have To Find It, Someone Asks "What Makes You Not Want To Have Kids?" Meredith (@PerfectPending) March 9, 2017. 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"If your young child is headed into danger, into traffic, you can grab him and hold him, but you should under no circumstances hit him.". Anyone can write on Bored Panda. *Winks*, Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) March 8, 2017, This is what happens when my husband is in charge of the kids for a playdate #dadlife #parenting pic.twitter.com/Ao0rje078C. 35 Pictures Everyone Knows, But From Angles Youve Never Seen Before, People Are Sharing The MostBone-Chilling Hair-Raising Experiences That Made Them Nope Out (20 Stories), Husband Shuts Off WiFi To Force His Wife To Stop Working And Asks AITA. Web40 Of The Funniest Parenting Tweets This December. My wife and I were three drinks into date night when our 11-year-old came to us for help with her geometry homework, and let me tell you, we're all living dangerously tonight. Beware a child who has learned a joke or a magic trick. 4 min read. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. We're off to Prague.alone. Oh, and it's so unfair! Rokas Laurinaviius and. Me, before kids: I'm going to be one of those moms that always looks put together.Me, today: Realized that I was wearing my slippers while shopping at Target. They go from being the 3-year-old bestie that follows you everywhere, to the 15-year-old who butts heads with you over every topic imaginable, and then, if youre lucky, the young adult who is your bestie again. Now they are no inclided to comment but downvote me. very funny tweets! Apparently my kid got in trouble today for PACKING OUR TOASTER IN HIS BACKPACK and pulling it out at lunch to make pop tarts for his class. I said, itll flatten. "No one could have foreseen a pandemic this year, which spoiled our planned gatherings, yet here we are. Web25 of the Funniest Tweets From Parents Raising Girls. One of the main parts of being a dad or husband is just waiting in the car. That's fair. I beg of you. 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WebThe Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week "Thoughts and prayers for the rival dad across the street who just missed trash pickup 3 days before Christmas." Also he is a student of Digital Contents, who was studying is South Korea and right now is taking a break from studies so he could get more experience and polish his craft.He likes to get carried away by his own imagination and create something interesting, mostly in a visual form via drawing in Photoshop or on paper. By Caroline Bologna Jul 31, 2020, 11:27 AM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. very funny tweets! if you still think theres such a thing as perfect parenting just know that Im a pediatrician and parenting author and my toddler is eating strawberries dipped in ketchup for dinner tonight, McDonalds forgot the chicken nuggets in my daughters happy meal and she said well I guess this is a sad meal now, Picked up my sons from school and stopped to get gas, invited them to get out of the car and learn how to do it. So remember that the next time you give your mom and dad a hard time, remember: Theyre just doing their best. #parenting pic.twitter.com/ZtwaeYZhYa, Jessica Gottlieb (@JessicaGottlieb) April 26, 2021. My son was crying and asked, why doesnt the dog have to wear pants? And its like, I dont even know. 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Wouldn't have had several good laughs if other people didn't have children. They hold true for anyone who deal with children -- coach, teacher, babysitter, he says. I think he was a extra smart little guy who locked the door on me by accident because the lock was on the inside of the house by the previous owners (and replaced the next day by us). "If you do the homework, you're not letting the teacher know what the child is learning.". And 30 People Deliver Sincere Answers, 50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page, 30 Of The Most Spine-Chilling Things Kids Have Ever Said, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread, 50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics), Chefs Are Sharing 30 Common Cooking Mistakes We Need To Avoid, AITA? Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Lorraine Candy (@lorrainecandy) April 27, 2021, You cant tell me theres no benefits to having kids. to photography. Rokas Laurinaviius and. Its been shortened to the top 40 images based on user votes. Apparently he's selling his Halloween candy to the kids who aren't allowed to have candy at home. SpacedMom (@copymama) February 20, 2023 When I die just place a note on my casket for my kids that says yes, theres a $20 in my wallet. Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) February 20, 2023 Go To Homepage Before You Go Suggest a